| Honorary President | George W. Bush (Read why) |
|---|---|
| President | Navdeep Parmar |
| Treasurer | Navdeep Parmar |
| Selectors | Sundeep Reddy, Raj Samayam & other phantom beings |
| Captain | Dimpal Patel |
| Vice Captain | Navdeep Parmar |
| Dirty Jobs(blue) | Rajive Saranathan |
| Dirty jobs(white) | Murali Donthireddy |
| Chairman | Navdeep Parmar (brings chairs to every game) |
| The Mouths | Raj, Rajive, Murali, Sundeep |
| Chief Linguist & Lexicographer | Dimpal |